- Posted by Stephen Whiteley
- On 26/10/2017
When it comes to picking the top funny insults in English, there are more than a score insults that would make the list. However, there are some insults that are aimed at insulting individuals and these are the ones that really stand out. These insults will make you laugh and at the same time they will make young people weep. Here is a look at a few well-chosen insults in English that will make you laugh.
Special Snowflake is an insult that is directed at people who believe they are different to others. It is also aimed at anyone who thinks they are unique from everyone else because of certain things they do.
If you want to throw an insult in English and are not sure whether to say dick or ass why not combine the two words and call someone a dickass? In a single word, you can call someone two different things.
A ratchet is a term used to describe a diva who probably comes to live in an urban center in a city and who thinks that every man thinks she is so beautiful. However, when you hurl this insult at a woman, it really means that she is anything but the apple of every man’s eyes.
a douchebag is an insult that you normally direct at your teacher when she gives you detention. In fact, this term is the shortened form for virgin and is an insult most widely used by high school kids who want to show the world they have plenty of life experience. It is not uncommon for high school kids to hurl this insult at each other.
This insult in English is double edged. At first, it may seem that this insult is meant to compliment somebody but in truth it has a double meaning because if you hear this word being uttered at you, it means you just got dissed.
It is not uncommon for women to take things the wrong way. Woman ears is an insult that means that someone just said something and then you used woman ears to hear it, meaning you bent out of shape the true meaning of what was said.
A deadshit is a person who is so stupid that you want to shut your eyes forever so that you never have to look at that person again. So, if you want to avoid someone, you would probably describe that person as a deadshit, whom you want to avoid meeting at any cost.
SIYF (so is your face)
This is an insult in English that is said when someone, for example, says that the mashed potatoes were really lumpy. Your response is to say SIYF.
If you thought this was an insult in German, think again. This is really an insult in English that means your head is made out of douche. So, you would probably call someone you don’t like a douchenoggin.
A doggyknobber is a person who has had sex with an ugly looking woman. The next time you see someone you know taking an ugly woman home for sex, you can rightly call him a doggyknobber.